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July 13, 2006

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Nick Pusey

i am racist because i don't think animal are capable of going to university!
Please may you shove some information in my face to prove me wrong.

Thanks,
Nick
Xx

Sam

I'm sorry nick but i totally disagree, animals have their own right to go to university, please do not be so absurd!
This is completely proposterous! An outrage i tell you!!
ANIMAL RIGHTS!!!

Sam

Nick Pusey

Frankly, Sam, I reject your values. I do not think that there will ever be a day where animals can take degree courses and succeed. Just because you relate to the illiterate animals, it does not mean that you have to force your pathetic ideals on me.

Sam

Well then if you cannot back up your moral ethics with facts, i will aboloish your ideology with this simple quote -

national statistcs from the university of Cambridge - "animals are statistically more capable of gaining a first class degree than any able human being if they put their mind to it. The fact that animals are't educated is simply because if we enable animal intelligence, they will take over the world" - Quote from the cleverest man that ever lived (Dr Who)

I think that this proves that your incapable views are distinctly absurd.

Sam

Nick Pusey

So you think that you can prove fact wrong by quoting Dr Who, known for its wild fantastical imagination. How wrong and pathetic of you. Frankly I wish that you and your 'animal tolerant' friends would just leave this country on a big ship- and crash and die. University is a place for intelligent human beings- not animals.

Sam

I am reporting you to the police! I strongly advise you change your opinion or 30 years in the cell will do it for you!
MUHAHAHAHAH!!!

With regards, Sam

Nick Pusey

If you report me to the police for this then I will... I will... I don't know. The fact is that just because you have taken the moral high ground, it does not mean that you are right. If you let animals go to university then eventually they will turn on you and then you will die a horrific death. I would rather be in prison when this eventually happens.
Yours sincerly
Nick

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

As a Dr of Animal Science and Zoology I find this debate positively stimulating. Sam is quite correct animals do have rights and when I was chatting to my Golden Retriever the other day he told me about how difficult it was for him to get his application in. Nick demonstrates the prejudice for animals in the community and both the RSPCA and I are working to prevent this kind of activity. Nick please remove yourself from this site, you offend both humanity and animals alike.

Nick Pusey

I will remove myself as and when i believe you two to be correct. If you are a zoologist that can speak to animals, either you are Dr Dolittle, or, as is more likely the case, are insane. Why I am the only one here who is talking sense???

Sam

Thankyou Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake. And if i could just take a moment, i would like to praise your work also, in particular your recent notes on the pathology of animal history, it was simply astounding how you should challenge animal conventions so convincingly.

Sam

Nick Pusey

I happen to be a psychology student, and I am clinically diagnosing you both with the severest form of psychopathy- the multiple-personality, animal obsessed, bestial desiring psychopathy.

Sam

and your findings Mr. Pusey?

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Why thank you terribly for your comments of support Sam, my recent studies have helped to resolve serious issues of animal welfare and despite persona non grata such as this "Nick Pussey" I feel that animals are increasingly respected. My friends hamster, Godfrey, recently got a Phd in Psycholgy through the open university and his success has been an inspiration. This Nick appears to not only prejudiced but is most likely in denial about the obvious speech capacity nearly all animals possess.

Yours faithfully Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

PS Sam did you want to meet at a conference in Geneva next weekend?

Sam

i would like to forward this link to help you deepen your seemingly shallow knowldge of animals and their rights.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_rights

Sam

Sam

Well that would be most delightful Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake, we could rendezvous about some most intruiging topics concerning anilam welfare of late. Plus, i hear they are serving teacakes at the Geneavan conference, they are supposed to be quite exquisite!

Sam

Nick

So you are resorting to attacking my name. What kind of stupid Dr are you. Surely someone of your alleged intelligence should be able to muster more than something so pathetic. And Sam. I would like to inform you that I do think that animals have rights- I just don't think that those rights can ever include the oppurtunity to go to university.
BTW... Godfrey does not exist... he is in your mind (it's part of your psychopathy)

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Sam you have yet to refuse my offer. I'm afraid its a double room but one could share a double bed? The Conference is about the role of animals within the community. You sound like a fine young man Sam. Consider my offer and could Nick Pusey reframe from being so infantile.

Lots of Love

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Sam you have yet to refuse my offer. I'm afraid its a double room but one could share a double bed? The Conference is about the role of animals within the community. You sound like a fine young man Sam. Consider my offer and could Nick Pusey reframe from being so infantile.

Lots of Love

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Nick

Well you two are free to have your relationship and adopt hundreds of pretend, animal universtity-going children
Wish you both hapiness forever.

Nick

Sam

In my opinion Nick, you are the one with mentally challenging cognitive problems. You seem to be unable to express any sort of remorse to animals, they are more intelligent than any human alive, yet they are discriminated against all the time and are banished for eternity as "pets" or "wild." If you are a man that lives up to his status, you will be able to open your mind and think of the opportunities, humans and animals, we can live in unity, as one. If you are unwillinginy to even think of any possibiility of animal intelligence, you are the most pig-minded person i have ever conversed with.
P.S, looking forward to the conference Dr! (xx)

Sam

nick

I find it not slightly ironic that you are using 'pig-minded' as an offensive term. Surely this is hypocritical of you, as it suggests a stereotype for pigs. Isn't you saying that very thing was wrong the whole point of this argument??? You say i'm mental...

Sam

Nick, Nick, Nick....
It is a well known fact amung the animal world that pigs and humans are much alike, we both feel the need to dominate and are driven by power, this makes us blind to the opportunities of peace. Other animals on the other hand have the intelligence to see this potential. This is why i have refered to the term "pig-minded."
If you would like support from this, i suggest you read the book i leant you, animal farm!

Sam

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

Oh Sam my love for you knows no bounds, I want to caress your sweet love for animals with my soft hands and clutch our destiny together entwined by a romantic fire, in Geneva. Meet me at Heathrow 5.00pm on Friday and I'll take you to heights you never thought you could experience. Dearest Nick whilst your views are evil, I must say thank you for offering to donate animals to my Sanctuary where they will frolick in the autumn breeze and bathe in the innocence that god created for them whilst studying for the future. Whether animals are to study for Degree, Diploma or Phd I will find a way to help them!

Allo the Love in the World

Dr Jasper Cooper-Blake

(PS Sam there is this fetish I have for Doctors and Nurses, please come with a nurse outfit and a lusty attitude.)

nick

Your argument just broke down. What you have just written, Sam, clearly makes no sense. You are trying to justify the unjustifiable. You are just simply incorrect

nick

[being physically sick now]
in response to 'dr' jasper

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